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April 12, 2005

Fiber-Optic Cables Considered Harmful

Here's my latest paper, Fiber-Optic Cables Considered Harmful, Courtesy of MIT SCIgen. It's also worth checking out Mazieres and Kohler's submission to SCI 2005 (for reference, SCI is an apparently bogus conference which constantly spams CS researchers with their CFPs.) Make sure to check out Figure 1.

UPDATE: Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond my control, I seem to have lost the previous paper. However, I have some new results which you can read about in Operating Systems Considered Harmful.

Posted by ekr at April 12, 2005 9:51 PM | Filed under:

Comments

The real gem in there is latency, as measured in decibels.

Posted by: Adam Roach at April 12, 2005 11:34 PM

I always wondered about those Cybernetics crap.

Get that page ./'ed and they will be SURE to be able to go...

Posted by: Nicholas Weaver at April 13, 2005 10:10 AM

Damn, it got /.ed when I was submitting it to /.!

I wondered why it stopped working!

Posted by: Nicholas Weaver at April 13, 2005 11:07 AM

Given that these generated papers seem to cite real papers, I wonder how long it will be until they start polluting CiteSeer. Of course, detecting these papers should be trivial since they can be parsed by the same CFG that generated them.

Posted by: Wes Felter at April 13, 2005 3:40 PM