From Craigs List personals:
You are an amazingly technical geek, who is going to teach me as much as possible about computer and network security - port analysis, protocol identification, remote application discovery, remote vulnerability assessment, windows registry assessment, OS discovery, identity management, etc.Such a deal.
I will be your fabulous girlfriend for the weekend. We can go wherever you want, we can do whatever you want.
At the end of the weekend, I will have a deeper understanding of IT security and you will have a s*#t-eating grin on your face.
Am I a tart? Yes, but you won't have to put up with the nonsense that you usually have to go through.
Email me your credentials.
I saw that movie on cable. It was really awful--not even Halle Berry topless could save it.